What would you do if...?

So basically you ask a person what she/he would do if something would happen...

For example...


Person 1: What would you do if you lost your phone?

Person 2: I would freak out, go and search for it and if i couldn't find it, freak out, and go searching again!


So, i'll start.


What would you do if you found d'nash in your kitchen having a cup of tea with your mum?

gasp, jump up and down, then sit and join them and love my mum forever

what would you do if a giraffe walked through the door and asked you about the hippopotamus situation?

Firstly think 'that's a small giraffe if it can fit through my door!' and then just say 'I think it's disgraceful!'

What would you do if a ghost popped up in your room right now and said 'hi'?

probably reach for some sharp object then realise i couldnt kill it cos its already dead.

what would you do if a postbox walked into you (not you walked into a postbox)?

Be a bit freaked out that a post box was walking and then wonder who was in there!


What would you do if you weren't able to listen to music for 6 months?

Cry. And cry some more. And then cry a lot more. Then cry.

What would you do if the sea became chocolate and the land became bread?

be like ohmygod bread. dya think it'd be bouncy like a trampoline? and chocolatey fish doesnt sound too good.
what would you do if you saw two green buses driving through a sewer?

Wonder what I'm doing in a sewer! LOL!
Then think that's gotta be a very big sewer to fit two buses in it!
Then start to PANIC as the two buses come from different directions towards me! Aaah!

What would you do if you built a time machine and could go anywhere?

i would go to when i was little and tell my gran that it wasnt kitchen roll, it was toilet roll because that has been bugging me for years lol.
then id market it and earn a fortune.

what would you do if...um... you became a doctor, went to gloucester and stepped in a puddle right up to your middle?

Hahaha xD Probably scream, be very annoyed then go find my dad (who works in gloucester) and get him to drive me home. But if i was a doctor that would mean i would probably be able to drive. Hmm... i think im thinking too much into this.

What would you do if.... a stalk flew by and drop you off a baby?

demand it take it back! and if it flew off, call up stalks-r-us and get a refund.

...if you were lost in jersey with only a newspaper and a packet of frozen broccoli?